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Yukari? Yukari! Now where is the gap hag when you need her?

*Tenshi is running through the castle, looking pretty bruised. There are still several of Reimu's amulets attached to her skirt, for example. She is carrying a basket containing several bottles of Sake that, in her genius, she has not spiked with ex lax or something. (She looted them, essentially)*

Date: 2009-09-04 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Since when did you run booze errands for Yukari?

It's a little suspicious...

Date: 2009-09-04 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hey! Those aren't for her at all!

Date: 2009-09-04 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... if you didn't want anybody to believe that, you shouldn't have been running around shouting her name.

Date: 2009-09-04 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm shouting because I'm going to fight her, you fake-ear!

Date: 2009-09-04 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
What did Yukari do to deserve getting sake from you, anyway?

And my ears are real... well, it's not like I really care what you think about them.

Date: 2009-09-04 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Well, she didn't help me with my incident, so there's nothing she could have done!

Your ears still look fake. Can't you at least press them sometime?

Date: 2009-09-04 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Why are you looking for Yukari while holding a basket of sake, then?

Are you kidding? That'd be like asking you to press your face because of wrinkles.

Date: 2009-09-04 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I...just had the idea to look for her while on the way to the tea garden?

But it could be fun to watch if you did that!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Right. What, are you going to fight her drunken bar brawl style and break bottles over her head?

About as funny as somebody ironing your face.

Date: 2009-09-04 06:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No...not quite, I had originally planned to put the sake - which is not at all for Yukari - to the side. she trying to give me ideas? That's almost useful...

Reimu practically did that, and here I am, as good as new! So let's see how it works for you!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're about as good at keeping a secret like a hammer to the face...

I'll pass.
Edited Date: 2009-09-04 06:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-04 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There's no secret to be kept! Why would I give the gap hag sake anyway. I'd...I'd only do it if I had put bad stuff in! Like a lot of salt!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... what's stopping you from doing that now?

Date: 2009-09-04 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
The seals on the bo-

Mostly that they aren't for Yukari in the first place!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You know what... this doesn't have anything to do with me, anyway. Go ahead and deliver your bottles.

Date: 2009-09-04 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There's no bottle delivery! Stop imagining weird things!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Whatever you say.

Never thought I'd see the day you'd run errands for somebody...

Date: 2009-09-04 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
There are no errands!

Date: 2009-09-04 06:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-09-05 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*And then a girl drops in by a gap.*

... Yes?

Date: 2009-09-05 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your sake...

But don't think that I am a delivery person normally!

Date: 2009-09-05 09:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Just like you don't cause ay trouble normally.

I understand perfectly.

Date: 2009-09-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Of course I do! It was just a start, you know!

T-take it as returning the favor or something...

Date: 2009-09-05 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*Yukari takes the Sake by gapping it next to her. Huh, how does she do that while keeping the bottles unbroken?*

It's really kinda silly, how much you cry out for attention. Causing us all genuine danger just for the sake of it, and you're an angel? Seriously?

Not the smartest celestial, no.

Date: 2009-09-05 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'm not doing it for attention...j-just to relieve my boredom! And I didn't cause any genuine harm either, people could simply have hidden in the castle, that was safe, you know!

You're just jealous that I already got to heaven, and that the yama can fume as long as she wants, she can't do a thing about it.

Re: Not the smartest celestial, no.

Date: 2009-09-05 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Say what you will, but really, you're pretty much every stereotype of a schoolyard bully put in a hat with fruit on it.

Date: 2009-09-05 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
N-no... That's all wrong!

B-besides, I'd not have caused any meaningful property damage, you asked me to do that!

Date: 2009-09-05 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I could argue that point... Unless you seriously think causing storms won't do any damage, naturally.

Date: 2009-09-05 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
As if I'd cause storms - storms are boring. I'm the earthquake one, remember?

Date: 2009-09-05 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
... That's even more likely to cause severe damage, you know.

Date: 2009-09-05 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...uhm, true now that you mention it, but I never did, so it's fine.

Is she being tsundere or something?

Date: 2009-09-06 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Your incident last time caused more trouble, so don't blame me!


Date: 2009-09-06 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Which one are you talking about? They run together over a few centuries sometimes.

Not yukari.

Date: 2009-09-06 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I only saw the one where spring got stolen. That was amazing. The whole winter did cause a lot of trouble though, I can imagine. It has been my inspiration ever since!

Re: Not yukari.

Date: 2009-09-06 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

Great. I'm considered an inspiration to this place's honor students for an incident which I wasn't even the cause of.

I'mma go drink some of this sake now, all right?

Date: 2009-09-06 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Sure. It's not spiked or anything, so have fun!

*Tenshi races off*

Date: 2009-09-06 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*So... Is it actually spiked in any way, shape, or form, or is it normal sake that Yukari just drank a decent swig from?*

Date: 2009-09-06 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Tenshi didn't spike it, but she stole the sake from rifle demons. Whatever the one who brew it did is beyond her. SO if you want any funny effects to blame on Tenshi, feel free to.

It's not as if she doesn#t deserve getting subwayed at random.


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