peachhat: (Falling)
Tenshi Hinanai ([personal profile] peachhat) wrote2009-08-25 09:14 am

Think of the background music as one from a catastrophy thriller movie

The netherworld.
Hakurei Shrine, 7:12 AM local time

All is peaceful, aside the occasional fairy blasting an innocent bystanding prinny. But this is changing. In the distance, a buzzing noise can be heard, and a small cloud is forming in the distance, like a thundercloud. Sometimes, something like lightning bolts is emitting from the cloud - but often, it is not just striking down but also...upward? And to the sides? Huh?

And worse, it keeps growing and growing, as it closes towards the unsuspecting Hakurei Shrine...


Soon, the truth becomes evident. It is not a cloud. It's fairies. Thousands of fairies, firing angrily at a single Celestial fleeing from them.

"T-that may have been a bit muuu...aaaah!"

Tenshi dodges frantically, and finally is standing on the square before the donation box.

"Okay, this is the place Yukari told me to bring the fairies to. Now...OH NO THE FAIRIES!"

While Tenshi stood there, the fairy cloud took aim. Every single one of the thousands that together form the fairy army of doom.

Ordinary bullets, curving lasers, knives, cards, sunflowers, orbs and worse shoots at Tenshi, causing her to instantly explode into several P-boxes. But the attacks keep on coming...right at Hakurei Shrine!

Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, an army of lightning rained down from the sky, destroying all the bullets and a good portion of the fairies. Mima is then seen, having used her bomb spellcard.]

As much as I would enjoy seeing Reimu's reaction, I can't let you destroy the shrine.

[identity profile] 37thdefender.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY CRAAAAAAP!!!

*Gordon fires his cheesy space blaster at the wall of DEATH, but.. seriously, what's it gonna do?*

*GORDON PWND*

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*respawns*

You know, that'd really annoy me, if Yukari hadn't forced me to begin with.
Oh, and if there weren't many, many other fairies left. Should be enough~

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You're weaker than a fairy, huh?

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So Yukari is behind this? Hmmm...

I haven't even begun to fight. Fires swarms of stars.

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Yukari will be happy if I let you do this, so...

*summons danmaku keystones to protect the fairies*

Something is very wrong with this situation... Our roles are totally reversed!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd thought you said you'd wait to fight me.

[Fires lasers under the stones that erupt into pillars of flame]

Hmm hmm hmm...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...but...

I don't know what to do...

Maybe we can settle this with the card game that stupid boy talked about?

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No. <3

[Fires white bullets at the fairy swarm.]

[identity profile] 37thdefender.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
One fairy, No, but a million of them, YES!

*Goordon says this from his position laying face down in the dirt*

[identity profile] regular-witch.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Way to go, genius!

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Are you the one behind all the fairies?

Tenshi is by no means a hypocrit

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Weak!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! It wasn't really my idea, but I appreciate that you appreciate my plan ♥

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, little fairy. Aren't you happy I brought your friends?

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
*continues to defend the fairies, by blocking bullets with keystones, and occasionally diving right into attacks*

A-k!

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
They're too weak to be my friends! I'm here to defeat you!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Really. That's cute.

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
After I freeze you, the incident will be over! Then I'll be a hero!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
What a megalomanical fairy.

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Don't try and confuse me with your big words! I hope you're ready for a danmaku battle!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
A vulgar fairy shows arrogance, but no authority~

To be poor without resentment is difficult for you, isn't it? My, what a sour fairy.

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Who cares? Ready or not, here I come!

Spell Card!

Icicle Fall -easy-!


[Shoots icicles outwards and generally away from Tenshi.]

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
*is standing there, staring at Cirno*

What is that? Come on.

*walks over, and pokes her on the forehead*

[identity profile] the-strongerest.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just getting cooled down!

Cold Body "Super Ice Kick"!

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