peachhat: (Falling)
Tenshi Hinanai ([personal profile] peachhat) wrote2009-08-25 09:14 am

Think of the background music as one from a catastrophy thriller movie

The netherworld.
Hakurei Shrine, 7:12 AM local time

All is peaceful, aside the occasional fairy blasting an innocent bystanding prinny. But this is changing. In the distance, a buzzing noise can be heard, and a small cloud is forming in the distance, like a thundercloud. Sometimes, something like lightning bolts is emitting from the cloud - but often, it is not just striking down but also...upward? And to the sides? Huh?

And worse, it keeps growing and growing, as it closes towards the unsuspecting Hakurei Shrine...


Soon, the truth becomes evident. It is not a cloud. It's fairies. Thousands of fairies, firing angrily at a single Celestial fleeing from them.

"T-that may have been a bit muuu...aaaah!"

Tenshi dodges frantically, and finally is standing on the square before the donation box.

"Okay, this is the place Yukari told me to bring the fairies to. Now...OH NO THE FAIRIES!"

While Tenshi stood there, the fairy cloud took aim. Every single one of the thousands that together form the fairy army of doom.

Ordinary bullets, curving lasers, knives, cards, sunflowers, orbs and worse shoots at Tenshi, causing her to instantly explode into several P-boxes. But the attacks keep on coming...right at Hakurei Shrine!

Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, an army of lightning rained down from the sky, destroying all the bullets and a good portion of the fairies. Mima is then seen, having used her bomb spellcard.]

As much as I would enjoy seeing Reimu's reaction, I can't let you destroy the shrine.

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
*respawns*

You know, that'd really annoy me, if Yukari hadn't forced me to begin with.
Oh, and if there weren't many, many other fairies left. Should be enough~

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
So Yukari is behind this? Hmmm...

I haven't even begun to fight. Fires swarms of stars.

Re: Mima has her own plans for the shrine, you see...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think Yukari will be happy if I let you do this, so...

*summons danmaku keystones to protect the fairies*

Something is very wrong with this situation... Our roles are totally reversed!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd thought you said you'd wait to fight me.

[Fires lasers under the stones that erupt into pillars of flame]

Hmm hmm hmm...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
...but...

I don't know what to do...

Maybe we can settle this with the card game that stupid boy talked about?

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No. <3

[Fires white bullets at the fairy swarm.]

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
*continues to defend the fairies, by blocking bullets with keystones, and occasionally diving right into attacks*

A-k!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought you were a final boss!

[Should she use her new ultimate weapon or save it in case Yakumo shows up...Decisions, decisions...]

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-26 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up, fried tempura jerk!

I'm currently doing opposite danmaku! Do you know how hard it is to block EVERY SINGLE attack? Dodging is easy, but I can't let you destroy more fairies!

On an unrelated note, my bill passed!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, you didn't think this plan well out then.

[Even with the swarms of bullets, the fairies and Tenshi would not be denied]

...I suppose I have no choice.

Re: On an unrelated note, my bill passed!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
...I think everything through!

*is looking quite battered from all the abuse she took from Mima*

R-really...!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[She flies up in the air. She shouts the rest in a voice that all the cast can hear.]

Before I left Gensokyo...I made this spell. Marisa! It's not enough to simply steal a spell. You have to make it your own.

This is the power that controls the world...

[A pair of wings spread out to an incredible length]

This flash of twilight...brings you demise!

[Power emerges from atop her head]
BEHOLD!

"TWILIGHT

SPARK"


[A snap of her fingers. A laser of pure destruction. The fairies are obliterated in the massive explosion. Tenshi also takes huge damage.]

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Actually, she doesn't take huge damage at all - she was at 2% of her life bar, and thus goes whirly through the air, slams into the ground, and lays there, while the huge laser does it's stuff. Unfortunately, according to Reimu's posting, it was too late!]

Hey, no autohits! That's mean! I'd so throw my own destructionlasers right back at you whenever I manage to get up!

[identity profile] not-in-windows.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You could have blocked.

[She looks at the ruins of the shrine and shakes her head sadly...until she spots something flying up and discreetly grabs it.]

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-08-27 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Wha-

...you know beat em up mechanics far too well for your own good. If I hadn't misplaced my spellcards, this would be over! (half + excuse kanji)

Stupid gap hag is responsible for this. I'll...I'll...how do you annoy her?