peachhat: (Falling)
Tenshi Hinanai ([personal profile] peachhat) wrote2009-08-25 09:14 am

Think of the background music as one from a catastrophy thriller movie

The netherworld.
Hakurei Shrine, 7:12 AM local time

All is peaceful, aside the occasional fairy blasting an innocent bystanding prinny. But this is changing. In the distance, a buzzing noise can be heard, and a small cloud is forming in the distance, like a thundercloud. Sometimes, something like lightning bolts is emitting from the cloud - but often, it is not just striking down but also...upward? And to the sides? Huh?

And worse, it keeps growing and growing, as it closes towards the unsuspecting Hakurei Shrine...


Soon, the truth becomes evident. It is not a cloud. It's fairies. Thousands of fairies, firing angrily at a single Celestial fleeing from them.

"T-that may have been a bit muuu...aaaah!"

Tenshi dodges frantically, and finally is standing on the square before the donation box.

"Okay, this is the place Yukari told me to bring the fairies to. Now...OH NO THE FAIRIES!"

While Tenshi stood there, the fairy cloud took aim. Every single one of the thousands that together form the fairy army of doom.

Ordinary bullets, curving lasers, knives, cards, sunflowers, orbs and worse shoots at Tenshi, causing her to instantly explode into several P-boxes. But the attacks keep on coming...right at Hakurei Shrine!

[identity profile] danmaku-miko.livejournal.com 2009-09-01 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reimu holds her gohei with both hands and brings it around to intersect Tenshi's sword.]

Due to how "GAR" Reimu seems to be getting, I guess the brutal smackdown is incoming

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-09-02 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tenshi does a series of slashes, up and down, meeting the gohei. To break things up, she backflips out of a sudden, kicking a drilling keystone at Reimu!]

She's just a wee bit cranky. :<

[identity profile] danmaku-miko.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Divine Arts -- Omnidirectional Dragon Slaying Circle!

[Reimu lets out her strongest Divine Arts spellcard, filling the sky with hundreds of yin-yang orbs and talismans.]

Can't imagine why!

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
What?!

*Tenshi raises one of her own spellcards*

Spell c-

[MASSIVE CLOBBERING since you can't really dodge protagonist bombs unless you got special force fields or something. After a lot of unblocked hits, Tenshi crashes to the floor. For some reason, her bruised body appears happy?!]

*Tenshi is waving something similar to a white flag*


OOC: The game mechanics just failed her, I guess ^^ No immunity while carding in the NW!

[identity profile] danmaku-miko.livejournal.com 2009-09-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. I guess I got carried away.

...

Someone needs to fix this...

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-09-04 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
I...am...not...dead...yet...

*she's trying to get back on her feet*

[identity profile] danmaku-miko.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Why are Youkai so stubborn? If you're going to get up, it better be to fix my shrine.

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-09-05 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Don't ...lump...me...together...with...

O-okay I'll try... *she raises her sword, and is definitely looking at the donation box. She's apparently too wobbly to properly get what Reimu wants of her*

[identity profile] danmaku-miko.livejournal.com 2009-09-06 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not human, so you're a Youkai just like the rest.

[identity profile] peachhat.livejournal.com 2009-09-07 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a celestial, you red-white jerk! That means I'm a human, just better!