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This seriously sucks.

[Tenshi is sitting on a floating rock close to the bath area, looking peeved.]

What am I supposed to do? I already blew up the shrine - twice! That emo jerk Revya already threatened the castle with total destruction, if I do that - which I could do better and with more style than her, anyway - I'm still just seen as a copycat.

And I can't even gather an army of demons, because there's two unimaginative people already doing that!

[This, apparently, offends her quite a bit. How dare people make plans without leaving room for HER to make plans, too?]

And a huge earthquake destroying everything? I already did that, too! I can't always rehash the same plots over and over. I need something... something special. I wonder if it'll be okay to involve the council again...

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That won't get people mad at me at all! Hey, are you trying to trick me?

Not at all. I thought you just wanted to do something that would shock them.

I still don't understand why you want people to fight you.

Because it's not boring to be fought by the heroic people. Not being fought is boring.

Isn't that logic fitting to that Kingkong detective you worship?

It's KunKun, and yes, while conflict is needed for a good story, real life is different then story.

Have you ever though just become a professional fighter?

No, mostly because that means fighting will go the same way, and that's boring. Plus, danmaku doesn't work with that.

This Danmaku again. Honestly, why use such attacks against each other when you can dodge them so easily?

You need a way to piss people off that doesn't involve fighting people. Have you thought about becoming a lawyer? I hear they are very hated.

Because it's fun. Was that a trick question?

I don't think lawyers sound fun. Learning those laws by heart sounds awfully boring...

No it wasn't...

Fine. Why don't you just turn yourself into a super villian? Unless you don't always want to be bad. I noticed that you did help Setsuna and Kononka at the church.

I'm already a super villain, silly doll.

That didn't happen. Nobody saw thus it clearly didn't happen.

You just seem like a regular villian to me. Where is your evil speech, the evil laugh, and your henchmen?

I may not have fought, but I watch it, from the shadows. You faught the dragon zombies.

Don't the real villain lack henchmen and appear after deplacing every other villain?
And a laugh is surely optional!

I...I...see...uhm...

That's not what it's like of TV. Even the main bad guy has underlings, people the hero must fight before reaching him. Your not a true TV villain without those.

And you seemed pretty happy that you were saving people. I mean, it seemed you were hoping someone would have thanked you.

I had fairies, those count!

T-that never happened!

Fairies that since abandoned you.

Yes it did. I saw you looking around for acknowledgment, but no one noticed you.

They didn't! We just parted for the time being!

You must have had a bad dream! A nightmare!

Then why don't you call them back?

Why would I dream about you? My dreams are always about me enjoying tea. Stop trying to hide your good side.

I can, but that'd be unimaginative!

I got absolutely nothing to hide!

...

You are such a bad liar.

Well duh, I'm a Celestial, it's not as if I got taught lying or something.

So you admit you wanted people to notice you helping them. Why would you want to help people if you want to fight them?

Are you slow or something? If they die, they can't fight me later.

... that's it? That's really it?

God your an idiot.

No, you are.

Puppet-jerk.

Puppet-Jerk? That's the best you can come up with? I'm not even a puppet.

Sure, puppet-jerk.

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