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[peachhat]

This seriously sucks.

[Tenshi is sitting on a floating rock close to the bath area, looking peeved.]

What am I supposed to do? I already blew up the shrine - twice! That emo jerk Revya already threatened the castle with total destruction, if I do that - which I could do better and with more style than her, anyway - I'm still just seen as a copycat.

And I can't even gather an army of demons, because there's two unimaginative people already doing that!

[This, apparently, offends her quite a bit. How dare people make plans without leaving room for HER to make plans, too?]

And a huge earthquake destroying everything? I already did that, too! I can't always rehash the same plots over and over. I need something... something special. I wonder if it'll be okay to involve the council again...

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[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

*Shinku walks out of the bathing area. One may wonder how a doll bathers, but whatever*

You could just be a nice person, and help others. That should take everyone by surprise.

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[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Wha, that's...

that's...

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

That won't get people mad at me at all! Hey, are you trying to trick me?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I thought you just wanted to do something that would shock them.

I still don't understand why you want people to fight you.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because it's not boring to be fought by the heroic people. Not being fought is boring.

Isn't that logic fitting to that Kingkong detective you worship?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

It's KunKun, and yes, while conflict is needed for a good story, real life is different then story.

Have you ever though just become a professional fighter?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

No, mostly because that means fighting will go the same way, and that's boring. Plus, danmaku doesn't work with that.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

This Danmaku again. Honestly, why use such attacks against each other when you can dodge them so easily?

You need a way to piss people off that doesn't involve fighting people. Have you thought about becoming a lawyer? I hear they are very hated.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because it's fun. Was that a trick question?

I don't think lawyers sound fun. Learning those laws by heart sounds awfully boring...

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

No it wasn't...

Fine. Why don't you just turn yourself into a super villian? Unless you don't always want to be bad. I noticed that you did help Setsuna and Kononka at the church.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... so if none of that, then what are you planning this time?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure yet, that's the problem!

I've been thinking of having a go at the whole "summoning an evil entity of evil" business, but I first have to find out what to do with the requisite virgin. I think sacrificing her or him is a little much. Poor Thomas.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I'm already a super villain, silly doll.

That didn't happen. Nobody saw thus it clearly didn't happen.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Err, not that I'd target him, of course. Clearly.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

You just seem like a regular villian to me. Where is your evil speech, the evil laugh, and your henchmen?

I may not have fought, but I watch it, from the shadows. You faught the dragon zombies.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

... don't you think having to sacrifice somebody is a bit much?

[hungryprincess.livejournal.com]

Truly yours is a trying life.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I just said so!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

How true.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

Right...

... so if you're not going to summon an evil entity, then what?

... maybe you could become a door to door salesperson. People really hate those.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Don't the real villain lack henchmen and appear after deplacing every other villain?
And a laugh is surely optional!

I...I...see...uhm...

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Well I was thinking there had to be a different way than a sacrifice. Maybe inconveniencing them is enough?

I don't think that'd work. I thought about it before.

[pet-moonrabbit.livejournal.com]

I'm not pretending to be an expert on evil summoning, so I can't really help you there...

What about joining the delinquent squad? I've heard that the demons around this place really hate them.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Do you know anyone that is?

...really? Do they get attacked a lot?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

That's not what it's like of TV. Even the main bad guy has underlings, people the hero must fight before reaching him. Your not a true TV villain without those.

And you seemed pretty happy that you were saving people. I mean, it seemed you were hoping someone would have thanked you.