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[peachhat]

This seriously sucks.

[Tenshi is sitting on a floating rock close to the bath area, looking peeved.]

What am I supposed to do? I already blew up the shrine - twice! That emo jerk Revya already threatened the castle with total destruction, if I do that - which I could do better and with more style than her, anyway - I'm still just seen as a copycat.

And I can't even gather an army of demons, because there's two unimaginative people already doing that!

[This, apparently, offends her quite a bit. How dare people make plans without leaving room for HER to make plans, too?]

And a huge earthquake destroying everything? I already did that, too! I can't always rehash the same plots over and over. I need something... something special. I wonder if it'll be okay to involve the council again...

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[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

*Shinku walks out of the bathing area. One may wonder how a doll bathers, but whatever*

You could just be a nice person, and help others. That should take everyone by surprise.

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[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Wha, that's...

that's...

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

That won't get people mad at me at all! Hey, are you trying to trick me?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I thought you just wanted to do something that would shock them.

I still don't understand why you want people to fight you.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because it's not boring to be fought by the heroic people. Not being fought is boring.

Isn't that logic fitting to that Kingkong detective you worship?

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

It's KunKun, and yes, while conflict is needed for a good story, real life is different then story.

Have you ever though just become a professional fighter?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

No, mostly because that means fighting will go the same way, and that's boring. Plus, danmaku doesn't work with that.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

This Danmaku again. Honestly, why use such attacks against each other when you can dodge them so easily?

You need a way to piss people off that doesn't involve fighting people. Have you thought about becoming a lawyer? I hear they are very hated.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because it's fun. Was that a trick question?

I don't think lawyers sound fun. Learning those laws by heart sounds awfully boring...

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

No it wasn't...

Fine. Why don't you just turn yourself into a super villian? Unless you don't always want to be bad. I noticed that you did help Setsuna and Kononka at the church.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I'm already a super villain, silly doll.

That didn't happen. Nobody saw thus it clearly didn't happen.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

You just seem like a regular villian to me. Where is your evil speech, the evil laugh, and your henchmen?

I may not have fought, but I watch it, from the shadows. You faught the dragon zombies.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Don't the real villain lack henchmen and appear after deplacing every other villain?
And a laugh is surely optional!

I...I...see...uhm...

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

That's not what it's like of TV. Even the main bad guy has underlings, people the hero must fight before reaching him. Your not a true TV villain without those.

And you seemed pretty happy that you were saving people. I mean, it seemed you were hoping someone would have thanked you.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I had fairies, those count!

T-that never happened!

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Fairies that since abandoned you.

Yes it did. I saw you looking around for acknowledgment, but no one noticed you.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

They didn't! We just parted for the time being!

You must have had a bad dream! A nightmare!

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

Then why don't you call them back?

Why would I dream about you? My dreams are always about me enjoying tea. Stop trying to hide your good side.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I can, but that'd be unimaginative!

I got absolutely nothing to hide!

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

...

You are such a bad liar.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Well duh, I'm a Celestial, it's not as if I got taught lying or something.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

So you admit you wanted people to notice you helping them. Why would you want to help people if you want to fight them?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Are you slow or something? If they die, they can't fight me later.

[the-5th-doll.livejournal.com]

... that's it? That's really it?

God your an idiot.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

No, you are.

Puppet-jerk.