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This seriously sucks.

[Tenshi is sitting on a floating rock close to the bath area, looking peeved.]

What am I supposed to do? I already blew up the shrine - twice! That emo jerk Revya already threatened the castle with total destruction, if I do that - which I could do better and with more style than her, anyway - I'm still just seen as a copycat.

And I can't even gather an army of demons, because there's two unimaginative people already doing that!

[This, apparently, offends her quite a bit. How dare people make plans without leaving room for HER to make plans, too?]

And a huge earthquake destroying everything? I already did that, too! I can't always rehash the same plots over and over. I need something... something special. I wonder if it'll be okay to involve the council again...

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... so if none of that, then what are you planning this time?

I'm not sure yet, that's the problem!

I've been thinking of having a go at the whole "summoning an evil entity of evil" business, but I first have to find out what to do with the requisite virgin. I think sacrificing her or him is a little much. Poor Thomas.

Err, not that I'd target him, of course. Clearly.

... don't you think having to sacrifice somebody is a bit much?

I just said so!

Right...

... so if you're not going to summon an evil entity, then what?

... maybe you could become a door to door salesperson. People really hate those.

Well I was thinking there had to be a different way than a sacrifice. Maybe inconveniencing them is enough?

I don't think that'd work. I thought about it before.

I'm not pretending to be an expert on evil summoning, so I can't really help you there...

What about joining the delinquent squad? I've heard that the demons around this place really hate them.

Do you know anyone that is?

...really? Do they get attacked a lot?

No, sorry.

Of course they do. I mean, doing good deeds in a place that likes to be evil?

I...I never thought of that before...is this some trick of yours or is it true?

You must be mistaking me for Tewi.

W-well it might be a trait of rabbits...

No. Just Tewi.

I see...so you really were serious?

Yes.

I-I need to think of that some more.

Demonic summoning or demonic delinquency, I wonder...

... please don't consider sacrificing anybody.

Hey, I'd not actually sacrifice someone. My main idea was making a video using a fake dagger from the circus and sending it to the evil deity in question.

I think that'd make the evil deity angry at you...

...

... wait...

Perfect!

W-wait, what if you end up angering something even worse than Revya?!

Won't that be a good thing? I can handle it, and if not, hey, it'll cancel itself out with Revya or something. It'd be fine.

...

Aren't you worried it'll kill you before it clashes with Revya?

The thing that kills me needs to be invented first!